Old maid old maid stop acting like a baby child Old maid old maid stop acting like a baby child You waited 'til you got 63 Before you started runnin' wild
Oh, I'm lookin' for a gal She's got to be young and neat Yeah, I'm lookin' for a gal She's got to be young and neat What good is a stove if it don't give out no heat
Well you had your chance for love and romance But you let it pass you by 'Cause when you were 10 you used to run from men Kept on sittin' on it all the time
When you was 15 you was a natural queen Kept on sittin' on it all the time
When you were 22 you didn't know what to do When you was 25 you thought about that jive Kept on sittin' on it all the time Kept on sittin' on it all the time
When you was 31 you was hot as the sun You kept on sittin' on it all the time
When you were 35 you were glad to be alive When you were 38 it still wasn't too late Kept on sittin' on it all the time Kept on sittin' on it all the time
When you were 44 men were still knockin' on your door Kept on sittin' on it all the time
When you were 49 you changed your mind When you were 52 you still knew what to do Kept on sittin' on it all the time Kept on sittin' on it all the time
Now you're 63 you're too old for me So keep on sittin' on it all the time