saa oya ga neta kara nande mo yaritai houdai yo~ nani wo shiyou~ yonaka ja tomodachi neteru shi TEREBI mo sude ni suna arashi sou da wa KONBINI ikou ka na~
nijuu yo jikan (CONVENIENCE STORE~) nenjuu mukyuu no (CONVENIENCE STORE~) bouhan KAMERA (CONVENIENCE STORE~) kochira atatamemasu ka? (CONVENIENCE STORE~) furyou no tamari ba (iriguchi de tamuro~) kowakute hainikui (iriguchi de tamuro~) koe kakerareta (soko no oneechan~) na-na-na nandesuka? (NOO BURA desu ka?)
saa furyou wo sugireba jidou doa ga watashi no tame ni hiraite kureru ERO hon yonderu oyaji to narande zasshi yonde kara nani wo kai ni kita wake ja nai kedo kau mono wo sagasu~
nijuu yo jikan (CONVENIENCE STORE~) nenjuu mukyuu no (CONVENIENCE STORE~) koukyou ryoukin (CONVENIENCE STORE~) KOPII hayaku shite yo~ (CONVENIENCE STORE~) muguchi na ARUBAITO (shikamo muhyoujou~) watashi wa SUPPIN (mayuge mo kakazu ni~) ANPAN kudasai (choudou kiretemasu) jaa nikuman de ii wa (kashikomarimashita)
chotto otsuri no watashi gata watashi no te no hira katte ni tsukai kozeni wo bunchin kawari ni RESHIITO okuna SAIFU ni irenikui no yo chotto MUKA to shichau no yo sonna toki wa watashi kara mo shikaeshi suru no
ODEN kudasai (nani ni shimasu ka) eto eto (nani ni shimasu ka) eto eto (REJI ga kondekita) eto eto (hayaku kimete kure) tamago kudasai (tamago hitotsu) tamago kudasai (tamago futatsu) tamago kudasai (tamago mitsu) ijou de ii wa (tamago dake desu ka?) otsuyu oome ni (kashikomarimashita) oikura desu ka (ni hyaku ni ju en desu) ichiman en kara (kozeni wa nee no ka yo?) ichiman en kara (kozeni wa nee no ka yo?) KARASHI tsukete yo (kashikomarimashita) RESHIITO iranai wa (ichi ichi URUSEE na) TOIRE wo kashite yo (UCHI ni wa arimasen) anata wa doko de suru no yo (makemashita~)
nante koto shiteiru uchi ni yoru wa mou owari wo tsugete NIWATORI mo naku oya ga okiru mae ni ouchi ni kaeranakya YABAI konya mo mata KONBINI koyou ka na~
LET’S GO TO CONVENIENCE STORE LET’S GO TO CONVENIENCE STORE LET’S GO TO CONVENIENCE STORE
Translation Well now, my parents have fallen asleep I can do whatever that I want What should I do It’s midnight so my friends are asleep And the TV’s showing nothing but static I know! I’ll go to the convenience store~
24 hours (Convenience store) Open all year (Convenience store) Security cameras (Convenience store) Shall I warm this up for you? (Convenience store) Gathering place for delinquents (They gather at the entrance~) I’m too scared to go in (They gather at the entrance~) They called out to me (Hey there, miss) Y-y-yes?! (Do you wear a bra?)
Now that I’ve walked past the delinquents The automatic door slides open for me I browse at the magazine stand, standing next to an old man reading porn Though I’m not here to buy anything at all I’ll go find something to buy!
24 hours (Convenience store) Open all year (Convenience store) Public utility bills (Convenience store) Hurry up with the photocopies (Convenience store) The silent part-timer (And expressionless too) I have no make-up! (Didn’t even draw my eyebrows~) Red bean paste bun please (We’ve just run out) I’ll have a meat bun then (Coming right up!)
Hold on there, the way you hand me change onto the palm of my hand any way you please Don’t give me the receipt using the coins as paperweight! It’s difficult to put into my wallet It really annoys me. When that happens, I’ll want to get my revenge.
Oden, please. (What would you like in it?) Um, um, (What would you like in it?) Um, um, (you’re holding up the line) Um, um, (hurry up and decide) An egg, please (One egg~) An egg, please (Two eggs~) An egg, please (Three eggs) That will be all. (Just eggs?) I want more broth. (Coming right up) How much is it? (220 yen) Here’s ten thous