Come visit our great society McDonalds, Coca-Cola and MTV Fat asses all over the place Higher genetics of the American race Come explore our cultural mecca You name it, we've got it to show We're gonna pollute the whole wide world And we just want you to know
Chorus: We're ugly Americans, ugly Americans We've come to pollute your grounds Don't you just love us? We're ugly Americans, ugly Americans Spreading our monopolies all around Don't you just love us?
Come see our true nature We'll bring you our TV shows We'll disease you with filth and lies As big as Jerrys' nose We're the higher American culture We're coming to your town And we've got NATO behind us Even if our presidents' pants are down
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No more culture for Europe Our troops will enforce in goodwill But dare raise your finger at us We'll bomb you till you're killed Women and children we don't care We will bomb you too We are the great defenders of democracy We're the red, the white, and the blue