I wanna vent, I wanna scream, I'm pissed and freaking mean, My internet is down once again, When is this gonna fudging end? I'm angry, I wanna get online, Why does this happen all the time? And when I can't check my email, I am probably gonna go to jail, Cause someone's gonna die! I just wanna cry, Cause I don't no freakin wifi, The cable company has to clue, They can't tell me what to do, I'm addicted, And I freaking quit, I'm calling my friend, I hope he can fix it.