(The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage) Sit tight, I'm gonna need you to keep time Come on, just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me Good, good! now we're making some progress Come on, just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat. And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well Don't you see, I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue? (New Perspective) More to the point, I need to show How much I can come and go Other plans fell through And put a heavy load on you I know there’s no more that need be said When I’m inching through your bed Take a look around instead and watch me go Can we fast-forward to go down on me? (The Ballad of Mona Lisa) Say what you mean, tell me I’m right And let the sun rain down on me Give me a sign, I wanna believe (Hurricane) Fix me or conflict me I’ll take anything Fix me or just conflict me ‘Cause I’ll take anything (Camisado) The I.V. and your hospital bed This was no accident This was a therapeutic chain of events Can't take the kid from the fight ( Sarah Smiles) And it's killing me inside, Consuming all my time, You've left me blind, And when I think I'm right, You strip away my pride, You cast it all aside but I say ( Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks) I am Alone in this bed, house, and head And she never fixes this But at least she... I am Alone, in this bedroom She never fixes this (Nine in the Afternoon) Cause it's nine in the afternoon And your eyes are the size of the moon You could 'cause you can so you do We're feeling so good just the way that we do (Nothern Downpour) Hey moon please forget to fall down Hey moon don’t you go down Sugar cane in the easy morning Weather vanes my one and lonely (London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines) Just for the record, The weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of: A. Indifference or B. Disinterest in what the critics say ( Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off) Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster (Time To Dance) Well, she's not bleeding on the ballroom floor Just for the attention. Cause that's just ridiculously on. Well, she sure is gonna get it Here's the setting Fashion magazines line the walls now The walls line the bullet holes ( Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off) Dance to this beat Dance to this beat Dance to this beat Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster ( She's a Handsome Woman) Go on, grab your hat and fetch a camera. Go on, film the world before it happens. ( That Green Gentlemen) Things have changed for me, and that’s okay I'm on my way,I feel the same, and I'll say Things have changed for me, and that’s okay I'm on my way, and I'll say Things have changed (Nearly Witches) Ever since we met, I only shoot up with your perfume. It's the only thing that makes me Feel as good as you do. Ever since we met, I've got just one regret to live through. ( But It's Better If You Do) And isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety ( I Write Sins Not Tragedies) I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. Again... Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words