Ballad of The Corpse Party Bride (Remains of the Game)
Lyrics:
Hey! Give me a listen you corpses of cheer Least those of you who've still got an ear I'll tell you a tale that makes Billious cry Of our own jubiliciously lovely Corpse Bride
Die, die we all pass away But don't wear a frown cuz it's really okay And you might try 'n' hide And you might try 'n' pray But we all end up the remains of the game Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah
Well, our girl is a beauty known for miles around When a mysterious stranger came into town She's a plenty good FLARPer, yet a partner she lacks And our poor little lady, she fell hard and fast When her Matesprit said no, she just couldn't cope So our FLARPers came up with a plan to elope
Die, die we all pass away But don't wear a frown cuz it's really okay And you might try 'n' hide And you might try 'n' pray But we all end up the remains of the game Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah
So they conjured up a plan to play late at night They told not a soul, kept the whole thing tight But our heroine, elated, went to visit her beau He didn't live far, a couple miles or so Tiptoed up to his block, it was empty, it seemed Save for maybe a jar of, oh say, mind honey
From the open window on the second story On that dark foggy night at a quarter to three She had so much to tell him, but where was he?
And then?
She called out
And then?
There in the shadows, was it her man?
And then?
Het little heart beat so loud
And then?
And then baby, everything went black...
Now when she opened her eyes she was dead as dust Her FLARP Team was missin' and her heart was bust
So she held a grudge of revenge, so they say, She'd waited so long just to make that bitch pay Now her flesh and her bones are replaced with live steel When your heart is that twisted, you sure don't wanna feel Thankfully a mechanic is there by her side And that's the story of our own Corpse Bride
Die, die we all pass away But don't wear a frown cuz it's really okay And you might try 'n' hide And you might try 'n' pray But we all end up the remains of the game Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah