When the update comes we are ready Got sixty nine lyrics sheets on my HD Forgive me if I don’t ship your OTP Even after my co-star betrays me I gotta write songs, about the redroms I gotta write songs, about the blackroms
[Chorus]
I’m just a broadway fan, and hey, it’s not so bad But I’m pretty sure the purists hate me I’m just a broadway fan, and hey, it’s not so bad But I’m pretty sure the purists hate me
Ohohohoh I’m the leader of Broadwaystuck, Broadwaystuck Ohohohoh I’m the leader of Broadwaystuck, Broadwaystuck
At first shippers might intimidate Them fangirls won’t forgive my crooked ways They say Rome cannot be built in a day But I went vrial in two hours, just sayin’ I gotta write songs, about the redroms I gotta write songs, about the blackroms
[Chorus]
I’m just a broadway fan, and hey, it’s not so bad But I’m pretty sure the purists hate me I’m just a broadway fan, and hey, it’s not so bad But I’m pretty sure the purists hate me
Ohohohoh I’m the leader of Broadwaystuck, Broadwaystuck Ohohohoh I’m the leader of Broadwaystuck, Broadwaystuck
[Bridge]
BLUH In the traditional sense, I am beyond repentance As sure as this pink vest, I give no fucks
And in the cultural sense I just speak in future tense If my song causes offense Don’t hit the repeat button next time
I must admit that, I’m into things most fans aren’t into Homestuck is my virtue But Broadwaystuck is the demon I cling to
I cling to
[Chorus]
Just a Homestuck fan, and hey, it’s not so bad But I’m pretty sure the purists hate me I’m just a Homestuck fan, and hey, it’s not so bad But I’m pretty sure the purists hate me
Ohohohoh I’m the leader of Broadwaystuck, Broadwaystuck Ohohohoh I’m the leader of Broadwaystuck, Broadwaystuck
Broadway Casey! Broadway Nakodile! Broadway Harlequin! THIS IS BROADWAYSTUCK!!