In his time he's done it all played all the circuits he's a fucking pro Cos he once played a gig with Bonehead and Noel Scrapped with that band Joe broke his nose I got wound up by these indie shits With their skinny fit jeans think they're knowing it Have they forgotten about 94? With my Stan Smith's on I'll give them what for
See the passion in his eyes He likes to think it though, likes to think it though Purist britpop compromise He likes to think it though, likes to think it though
It wern't supposed to end up like this The deal with V2 it went up tits Cos now he resides down at the club tells all the bands just how he's done "listen lads I've had my time Wish you could see me in my prime Me and the boys yeah we were there Backstage at Glasto with our mod crop hair
He never played at Glastonbury but he likes to think it though, likes to think it though Never taken LSD but he likes to think it though, likes to think it though Never played for John Peel but he likes to think it though, likes to think it though Never got to Maida Vale but he likes to think it though, likes to think it though