Bronies! The Musical - 03 Sad Trombone | Текст песни

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• Bronies! The Musical
• 03 Sad Trombone

JACOB
Fellas, knock it off.
TYLER
Oh, no no no, I get it.
TYLER (cont.)
You've gotta rip on somebody because you couldn't put the little ball through the little hoop and now everyone knows exactly how worthless you are.
AUSTIN
Shut the fuck up, loser.
TYLER
When a hero slays a dragon,
Rescues the princess, saves the day All the village people cheer him, Sound the trumpets, shout hurray. There are no trumpets for an outcast, For the wolf who stands alone.
No, the village people mock him As they play that sad trombone.
That sad trombone,
That sad trombone,
Defining me, reminding me That I am on my own.
I'm a square peg, upstream salmon, Black sheep penned up with these clones
As they point and laugh And close their minds And play their sad trombones.
Don't tell me to shut the fuck up!
AUSTIN
Loser.
JACOB
Easy there, guys.
PRINCIPAL DAVIS
What's going on here? I better not be
seeing what I think I'm seeing.
AUSTIN
It's nothing, Principal Davis.
JACOB
I was taking care of /t„
PRINCIPAL DAVIS
Enough! I urge you to think about what you are doing. Austin, we don't want anyone to throw away a bright future, now do we?
AUSTIN
No. sir.
TYLER
No, we wouldn't want that.
JACOB
I was about to bring them to your office...
PRINCIPAL DAVIS That's not your job. Custodians are not allowed to fraternize with students. If it happens again. I'll have to let you go.
JACOB OK, Dad.
I can't believe I'm back here In this stupid podunk dump.
I should be making art,
Instead I'm stuck as my dad’s chump.
If I listen to his words I know my dreams will disappear. So I’ll just keep my headphones on ’Cause I don’t wanna hear
That sad trombone,
That sad trombone.
Thought I’d be free with my degree Instead I'm stuck at home.
Can’t find work here as an artist, Gotta pay my student loan.
So I’ll grit my teeth and mop the floor,
and ignore that sad trombone.
MADISON Hty. sweetie.
BRANDON
Careful. He's a little touchy today. BREANNA
I wouldn't mind if he got touchy.
MADISON Excuse me?
BREANNA
Sorry.
KELSEY
You were so awesome today! You were just tike... ohmygod...
BREANNA
Like, wow.
KELSEY Like wow.
AUSTIN
Thanks. I wasn't. But thanks.
BRANDON
Hey, there were some other guys on that court, too, you know?
KELSEY
Nobody that matters. He is so totally the shit.
BREANNA
The. Shit.
BRANDON Totally a shit. What!
MADISON
You had a great game today, bae. Don't let anyone tell you different.
AUSTIN
Sure.
We’re seconds to the wire And the ball is in my hand.
My team expexts a lot of me.
Can’t disappoint my fans.
I know how to make this layup. Make it every single day.
In this fucking game of horse That is my life, it’s child’s play.
But I can’t make myself do it So I freeze, don’t take the shot. Clock runs out, the game is over And the buzzer sounds a lot
Like a sad trombone That sad trombone Knocking me and mocking me About the game I’ve blown.
So many expectations.
They think I’m wonderful... Something I’m not.
Great girl, great life, great future But something's missing That I haven't got.
Something wonderful. 
JACOB
I won’t be here forever.
The world is calling me I'm gonna go.
TYLER
Think you’re so fucking clever?
Just put your lips together And blow me...
A tune on...
That sad trombone!
JACOB
That sad trombone.
AUSTIN
That sad trombone.
TYLER/JACOB/AUSTIN
Waa-waa-waa-waa!
TYLER
Says more by far about who you are Than anything I've shown.
Someday someone will get me. Until then I’m all alone.
So I’ll dance to my own drummer!
AUSTIN
Gonna be an up-and-comer!
JACOB
I'll be outta here by summer!
TYLER/JACOB/AUSTIN
You can keep your sad tromborne!