Bronies! The Musical - 09 Computer Duet | Текст песни

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• Bronies! The Musical
• 09 Computer Duet

PAIGE
My name is WildHorses.
I take it you’re a nOOb?
TYLER
Yep. just caught my first episode A week ago on YouTube.
The villagers seem angry In this random fandom niche.
PAIGE
But their torches keep us warm And their pitchforks come in handy Forking pitch.
TYLER
This guy is actually funny.
PAIGE
That joke was awful.
TYLER
It made me ROFL.
I take it you’re a connoisseur Of clever pony art?
PAIGE
Yep. and you?
TYLER
Yeah, but I’m new.
PAIGE
I'd check out LuckyHorseshoe for a start
He does clever mashups Of art history and pony.
Like if Pink was painted by Van Gogh If he had been a brony.
TYLER
This is so amazing!
PAIGE
And she's my favorite character.
TYLER
She's starry-starry-gazing.
PAIGE
With my favorite goofy grin, that's her.
PAIGE (cont.)
I’m not supposed to like her. TYLER
I know exactly how you feel. PAIGE
But I can’t resist her absurdist appeal.
TYLER
My favorite is the yellow one. PAIGE
I see. Tell me why.
TYLER
I guess she just speaks to me.
We all could use some kindness. Even if we're shy.
PAIGE
Better shy than bold and stupid. TYLER
Introverts FTW!
PAIGE
I know we just met but Is it possible you're my twin?
TYLER
П1 admit. I think that you sound Quite a lot like me.
PAIGE
What other things do you enjoy? TYLER
Games and comics And some hermitry.
PAIGE
Do you read Pony comics? TYLER
Didn't know that they exist. Never saw them at The Apple But I'll put them on my list.
PAIGE
Wait up. The Apple?
Is that what you said?
Where do you live
PAIGE (cont.)
Mr. ThoroughbredHead?
TYLER
I live in Martindale. How 'bout you?
PAIGE
OMGWTFBBQ, me too!
TYLER
There’s another guy here Who likes watching ponies!
PAIGE
Are you going to go To the meetup for bronies?
It’s at The Apple on Sunday at 2.
TYLER
Will you be going?
PAIGE
I will if you do.