PAIGE My name is WildHorses. I take it you’re a nOOb? TYLER Yep. just caught my first episode A week ago on YouTube. The villagers seem angry In this random fandom niche. PAIGE But their torches keep us warm And their pitchforks come in handy Forking pitch. TYLER This guy is actually funny. PAIGE That joke was awful. TYLER It made me ROFL. I take it you’re a connoisseur Of clever pony art? PAIGE Yep. and you? TYLER Yeah, but I’m new. PAIGE I'd check out LuckyHorseshoe for a start He does clever mashups Of art history and pony. Like if Pink was painted by Van Gogh If he had been a brony. TYLER This is so amazing! PAIGE And she's my favorite character. TYLER She's starry-starry-gazing. PAIGE With my favorite goofy grin, that's her. PAIGE (cont.) I’m not supposed to like her. TYLER I know exactly how you feel. PAIGE But I can’t resist her absurdist appeal. TYLER My favorite is the yellow one. PAIGE I see. Tell me why. TYLER I guess she just speaks to me. We all could use some kindness. Even if we're shy. PAIGE Better shy than bold and stupid. TYLER Introverts FTW! PAIGE I know we just met but Is it possible you're my twin? TYLER П1 admit. I think that you sound Quite a lot like me. PAIGE What other things do you enjoy? TYLER Games and comics And some hermitry. PAIGE Do you read Pony comics? TYLER Didn't know that they exist. Never saw them at The Apple But I'll put them on my list. PAIGE Wait up. The Apple? Is that what you said? Where do you live PAIGE (cont.) Mr. ThoroughbredHead? TYLER I live in Martindale. How 'bout you? PAIGE OMGWTFBBQ, me too! TYLER There’s another guy here Who likes watching ponies! PAIGE Are you going to go To the meetup for bronies? It’s at The Apple on Sunday at 2. TYLER Will you be going? PAIGE I will if you do.