PAIGE It was kind of cold today. TYLER It was warm at school. Sorry if my mom was weird. PAIGE I thought she was cool. HANK Tylers a good kid. MRS. MASON I'm so glad to know that he has friends. HANK It’s too bad he's having such a tough time. MRS> MASON Tough time? HANK You know, at school? The pantsing and the ban on Pony gear? MRS. MASON My mind is going to a place that I don’t think you intended. HANK No, but points for creativity. He means, like, shirts and stuff from The Pony Show. MRS. MASON The cartoon? KEITH Yeah. We’re all big fans. HANK We came here to watch it with Tyler. MRS. MASON Oh my God. That’s so... cute! PAIGE How about that crazy chaos Monster, what the heck? TYLER I heard that they based it On a character from Star Trek. PAIGE Yeah, his name is Q! PAIGE b TYLER The same actor played him too! MRS. MASON So Tyler cant even wear a tee shirt from the show? KEITH Not even a unicorn keychain. HANK I’m not a parent. I was hoping you could come with me to talk to the principal. MRS. MASON So what exactly did Tyler do wrong? HANK Nothing. KEITH They should punish the bullies, not the kid getting bullied. MRS. MASON Bullied? Who’s bullying my son? HANK I think maybe you should talk to — MRS. MASON I want names, I want numbers, I want blood! PAIGE This is a nice bedroom. TYLER Please excuse the nerdy toys. PAIGE They're not toys, they’re action figures. Mine are hidden, Mom says they're for boys. TYLER That is fucking stupid — What your mom says, Paige, not you. PAIGE People are small-minded PAIGE (cont.) With their gender tunnel-view. Must the world be heinous With its head up its anus? TYLER Wow. You talk a lot more than you did when we first met. PAIGE When you meet me I clam right up, But get to know me, I can't shut up! Once I make it past my self-doubt I let my inner Pink Pony out! TYLER She is so amazing! PAIGE When you meet me I clam right up, But get to know me, I can't shut up! You must think I'm a space cadet. TYLER Can't keep my hopes from raising! PAIGE Once I make it past my self-doubt I let my inner Pink Pony out! PAIGE fc TYLER Hey, I'm really glad we met. TYLER Rocky Horror is playing at Shelby Stage. PAIGE Oh. I love Rocky! How'd you know? TYLER You liked the theater’s Facebook page. PAIGE I’d like to see it. We should go -- TYLER & PAIGE Together.