AUSTIN I didn't want to watch it. It just showed up on TV. I have never seen it. [Aw, shit.) You are not believing me. The truth is that I love it. Yes, I watch it all the time. It might seem like I'm above it. Nope! And now you’ll think that I’m Weird. MADISON Not sure about those ponies. Never seen 'em, I don’t know. But I won’t hear this bologna About how you think you’re so Weird. Everybody has something That others think bizarre. That thing that you keep hidden. Do you know what my things are? AUSTIN Uh, cheerleading. MADISON Oh, please. Taxidermy, robot sex, Steampunk art. old womens' necks. Romance novels, slasher flicks. Snape/Hermione fanfic. Oddball, freak show, that’s my jam. I hide it well, but still I am... weird. Fratboys, nerds and stepford wives They all have complex inner lives. MADISON (cont.] Cartoon ponies make you jizz? Well, guess what? Everybody is Weird, weird. AUSTIN It's not like that! No jizz. MADISON It would be all right if there was. AUSTIN Bur there’s not MADISON Well why don't you tell me what it is like? I really want to know. AUSTIN OK. While pony fandom may seem odd I like how characters are flawed. But always help a friend in need, A lesson, frankly, I should heed. No violence or cynicism In their world of optimism That I feel happy looking at. Wait a second. Why is that weird? MADISON Prob'ly 'cause it’s not the norm. Most folks prefer that you'd conform Or else they judge and laugh at you. But now you know that I’m weird, too. Your secret will be safe with me Alone together we can be Weird. MADISON & AUSTIN Well celebrate that inside were weird. Were weird!