Well billy rapped all night about his suicide Said he could kick it in the head when he was 25 Speed jive Don't wanna stay alive when your 25 And Wendy's stealing clothes from Marks And Sparks And Freddie's got spots from ripping of the stars From his face Funky little boat race The television man is crazy Saying we're juvenile delequent wrecks I need TV when I got T-Rex? Oh brother you guessed I'm a dude now CHORUS: All the young dudes Carry the news Bugaloo dudes Carry the news Well Billy's looking sweat cuz he dresses like a queen But he can kick like a mule it's a real mean team But we can love Ahh yes We can love And my father's back at home with his Beatles and his Stones He never got it off with that revolution stuff What a drag Too many snags Well I drunk alot of wine and I'm feeling fine I'm gonna raise some kind of bet Oh man, is this concrete all around or is it in my head Brother, I'm a dude now