The telephone's bin ringin' - ringin' off the wall It's your Las Vegas lawyer - another long distance call He says you get the house and the car And I get the clothes I got on Now she's gone Long, long, long, long gone Now I'm a happy boy
She's long, long, long, long gone
Operator get me Manhatten - get my baby on the line Sooner or later she's gotta realize That all my feelin's were for real But maybe she was leadin' me on
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She took the frigidaire She got my favorite chair You could say she got the best of me
It's like a legal crime But in a matter of time She'll be back for the rest of me