Born on a mountain in the year of 20-who-knows-when Wandered his days alone, the emblem of a broken man Torn from his mother before she stopped her heart He said, "If you cast this tragedy, then what's my part?"
Fought in the first of what would soon become a wheel of war Watched as his comrades did a waltz upon the killing floor Looked to the heavens on a cloudy night When what should overtake him but The Zero Light
"There is a light they call The Zero Light And it's shining just for me There is a light they call The Zero Light And it's the only light I see And I will follow it forever as my followers will grow Through the deserts, through the valleys Through the cities we will go Oh, the die is cast and where they fall We're never going to know So fall in line for The Zero!"
Grew into a great success, The Zero Light a household name Can't say which was more sublime the hair on his face, or his fame? Leading his people, to the end of time And no one even asked him what he hoped to find
Then one day another cloudy night grew to a violent roar A flash of something mighty bright did force him to the killing floor Some say he was broken, some say he died of fright But everybody knew it was The Zero Light
"There is a light they call The Zero Light And it's shining just for me There is a light they call The Zero Light It's the only light I see And we will do our best to share the light With everyone we meet Our hero gone, we still walk on From sea to shining sea So wave your banners high and unto you we shall bestow Free membership to The Zero!"