Some people like pet dogs Some people like pet cats Some think a parakeet is sweet But that's not where I'm at Some people like pet bunnies Hamster and gerbils too But my pet is the best yet Believe me 'cause it's true
That's why there's a Dragon in my wagon And his wagging tail is dragging From the wagon as I drag him down the street There's a dragon in my wagon And I don't mean to be bragging About the best tail wagging dragon In a wagon you could meet
Some people like pet frogs Some people like pet snakes For some a little fish or two Is really all it takes Some people like pet spiders Or hermit crabs or snails But they can't breathe much fire And they don't have ten foot tails
That's why there's a Dragon in my wagon And his wagging tail is dragging From the wagon as I drag him down the street There's a dragon in my wagon And I don't mean to be bragging About the best tail wagging dragon In a wagon you could meet
Some people like pet ferrets And some people like pet skunks But you have to de-stink them Or steer clear of where they stunk Chameleons and iguanas Well they're far too hard to spell And turtles don't like doing tricks And never change their shell
That's why there's a Dragon in my wagon And his wagging tail is dragging From the wagon as I drag him down the street There's a dragon in my wagon And I don't mean to be bragging About the best tail wagging dragon In a wagon you could meet
Some people like pet hedgehogs But their quills can really sting Some people like pet parrots But they skip words when they sing Some people like pet raccoons Even teach them how to flush But then they sit and read in there When you are in a rush
That's why there's a Dragon in my wagon And his wagging tail is dragging From the wagon as I drag him down the street There's a dragon in my wagon And I don't mean to be bragging About the best tail wagging dragon In a wagon you could meet