Everything was going so well This just isn't fair I was here first
The world's falling under a spell Of a girl with red hair It's as though I've been cursed
I apologize for breaking the illusion But it's time I put an end to the confusion
I am NOT Jessica Chastain I'm the one from \"Lady in the water\" For Christ's sake I am Ron Howard's daughter So behold this sad refrain
I am NOT Jessica Chastain So don't you tell me I was great in \"Interstellar\" Go up to Jessica instead and you can tell her See her face and know my pain
Jessica Chastain
Everywhere I go I hear them Whispering, wondering \"Isn't that her?\" - Yes That's Jessica Chastain
We were both in \"The Help\" - Yes But who did I play? You don't know, it's a blur Thanks to Jessica Chastain
All the critics once Considered me a highlight Is this payback for the role I stole in \"Twilight\"?
I am NOT Jessica Chastain I am Bryce Dallas f***ing Howard, hear me roar Don't you remember me from \"Terminator 4\"? You are driving me insane
I am NOT Jessica Chastain But I could've been the one who stopped Osama And I could've dyed my hair and been in \"Mama\" All my loss has been her gain
I am NOT Jessica Chastain As I'll be happily reminding you this summer She doesn't have a summer movie, what a bummer Do you like my brand campaign
Oh, I simply want to act and entertain So, tell me please how many times must I explain Is there someone I can contact to complain?