[Chorus - Justin Timberlake] (Timbaland) - 2X I could go number one ten times Pretty girls that like my rhymes You can say Bubba ain't gonna shine Guess what, what (don't really give a hootnanny)
[Verse 1 - Bubba Sparxxx] Now I done banged a heap of +Betties+ in various modes of transport And told them there's the exit, be sure that they close the damn door The quiet country types is usually those I'm scared for Some scared at first, but usually those demand more Really ain't conceited, I just call myself the cutter bug A horny little parasite that all these women love to love Tell you what it is today, I ain't concerned with what it was Bubba fittin to get it done, I put that on my brother Russ Hear them in the closet, in the kitchen, just a whisperin Bubba so psst psst, knowin that I'm listenin I ain't got a chain, boy my pecker's all that's glistenin What ya'll steamin on folk, ya'll in need of discipline I ain't leavin nothin, this the house me and my people built Huggin me and dappin me, buddy I can see your guilt It's cold when you're wrong and you lookin like you need a quilt Ya'll matter less everytime this margarita tilt
[Chorus] - 2X
[Verse 2 - Bubba Sparxxx] A lot of ya'll was thinkin that Bubba would probably disappear Get some show money from +Ugly+ and buy a keg of beer Add another pig to give my other pigs some company Rent a doublewide and just live it out in luxury In due time, but there's business left to tend to I need another farm to bequeath my next of kin to And another track before my great aunt Missy Yeah I've been drinkin but I ain't that pissy Thinkin back to when my daddy told me what it's all about He said "no matter what I do in life, some of ya'll pout" I can deal with that long as all my folks is eatin good Let that chowder pass over more than any Easter could I'm on the roll again and I ain't talkin ecstacy Tell them folks at Interscope they fittin to write some checks to me Soon as me and Timmy finish up this latest pig schlop Man I think you right, it ain't nothin but some hig-nop
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[Verse 3 - Bubba Sparxxx] I'm back off in the saddle with that smile and that cajolery Momma always knew how big a stallion I would grow to be Way beyond these suckers both lyrically and vocally I doubted for a moment, now it's clear to me I'm supposed to be An uncanny wit plus a time that is impeccable Make the sharpest cat feel his mind is just a vegetable How does Bubba do it, you won't find it in a manual Confused them all at first, so this time is understandable Starin at the ceiling fan, ponderin my future now Wonderin what the hell to do with all this loot I found Got my tractor polished up and I'm as drunk as Cooter Brown Navigatin yet another one of Timmy's super sounds