They say coffee makes me nervous They say that alcohol spins me 'round They say that I've got some questionable behavior And I suspect, it's all written down
Who are they? And where do they get their information Who are they? And where do they get their know Who are they? Hey! Where do you get your know
They say I should stop acting like a kid They say, "HEY!" What's behind them shades? They say I'm always sittin' writin' in a little book And they've noticed my car it don't have plates
They've showed up at my favorite place for lunch They know where I like to go to be alone Are they a network of experts that don't even need a name And I still don't know who the hell they think they are!?!