I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time I quit my job 'cause it gets in the way I find a party by the ocean, buy the cheapest wine Called up my friends to come and waste the day
I got a dime bag, corduroys, colored sleeves And a bindle and some LSD Now I'm just lookin' for a girl to meet To help me to forget my name
I could spend my lifetime gettin' high Never wanna live in a suit and tie Most of us are just livin' a lie Tryin' to get fucked up every night
I'm gettin' drunk all night Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night I'm sorry but I have to say I'm too drunk to fuck
Now the party was jumpin' and the girls were fine With the lipstick summer glaze I got so many women comin' after me I put some pussy on layaway
I was smoked out, tore up, drunk as fuck And I wouldn't wanna change a thing Young and dumb and full of cum With a sugar-loaded candy cane
I could spend my lifetime gettin' high Never wanna live in a suit and tie Most of us are just livin' a lie Tryin' to get fucked up every night
I'm gettin' drunk all night Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night I'm sorry but I have to say I'm too drunk to fuck you! Aw yeah! I'm too drunk to fuck you!
I can't eat, can't sleep and I'm bored as fuck And the girl I want just walked away She just found out I'm too drunk to fuck It looks like I'm not gettin' laid
I could spend my lifetime gettin' high Never wanna live in a suit and tie Most of us are just livin' a lie Tryin' to get fucked up every night
I'm gettin' drunk all night Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day I'm gettin' drunk all night I'm sorry but I have to say I'm too drunk to fuck you!
Yeah! No, too drunk to fuck you, ooh! I'm too drunk to fuck you, somebody, help me! Lord have mercy, somebody help me I can't fuckin' breathe, I'm too drunk to fuck!