Arrested on charges of unemployment He was sittin in the witness stand The judge's wife called up the district attoney To say "free that brown eyed man" If you want your job you'd better free that brown eyed man.
Flyn' across the desert in the TWA I saw a woman walking across the sand She been walkin 30 miles en route to Bombay To meet a Brown eyed handsome man Her destination was a Brown eyed handsome man.
Way back in history 3000 years Back ever since the world begin There's been a whole lotta good women she'd a tear For a brown eyed handsome man A lot of trouble for a brown eyed handsome man.
Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind 'tween a doctor and a lawyer man The mother told the daughter "go out and find Yourself a brown eyed handsome man" That's what your daddy was: a brown eyed handsome man.
Milo Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world at the palm of her hand But she lost both the arms in a wrestiling macht To get a brown eyed handsome man She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man.
Two, three, the count with nobody on He hit a high fly into the stand Round the third he was headed for home He was a brown eyed handsome man. That won the game he was a brown eyed handsome man