Do you feel that heart beat, beat to the drum Love the dubstep 'til the morning comes Day or night, it doesn't matter but Just make sure to have the best fun Somepony's swag be wreckin' the club Only mare that's bringin' the wubs Care to share your secret to dubstep? No? Oh well, but a song's enough!
[Verse 1: Buffalo]
Tell all of Ponyville, concert is only 'til I'm told to stop the wobble that's showing skill I can honestly promise it's not a boner kill Pause for a moment and yell, "muddafukkah!"
Take a handout and here's a flyer There's also a disk, I call it a sample Buy your ticket like it's the Gala They're so demanded, hide them when handed!
Lyra at the ticket booth, 'Tavi with the sound crew Make sure amounts grew far off the ground too Mounds of loot rose higher than the town roof Now it's time to buy a crazy sound booth
Make it sound-proof, all around Surround sound, to loud to pound right through the ground Who would have known we'd show up so close? Now, Concert for sound check 'Tavi, let's go loud!
Vinyl Scratch! Let's go!
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Buffalo]
I'll take the bass and put it on top setting, I promise you already 'Cause I'm headed to rock by letting the bass drop heavy Not dead, but I'm also not steady I wobble the place down just getting a great sound ready
Play loud, give ponies the eight counts Don't hate now when I go making the stage bounce Doesn't take an ounce of brains to plainly figure out that Vinyl Scratch is the name, aim is to make sound
Can you catch that, scratch that label Can't categorize the mare that's unable To take a great track and turn the tables 'Cause if I touched that, then it'd be fabled
Push back, attack, and then trample Able to smash an apple to handfuls Wish the whole world had tracks as ample Crack all the atoms and you're half a Vinyl!