Stay off my internet I'm the bad sheriff at the wild wild web If I see techno dancing, then I will your hat clean off your head I shot some ravers last night They were dancing in empty paddocks and scared the cattle. Nothing puts simplier on my whiskers than a dead dancer
Is this just life Is this just fantasy (x2)
I'm a grumpy sheriff I have a lust to kill all you men Going to take your farmhouses and going to take all your techno. I am a monster I'll make your grandmother drop dead I'll break all your toes I'll throw a party and make you cook me a steak I'll tie up your horse to a train
Is this just life Is this just fantasy (x2)
I am going to eat all your salt I am a bad sheriff I am going to burn your crops I am going to wear your hair products Stay off my internet I'm the bad sheriff at the wild wild web