1 I don’t care I don’t care I stay at home in my underwear I don’t wanna go nowhere, brush my teeth or wash my hair This world is just a human zoo And I aint no jumpin’ kangaroo And if my life don’t work for you I don’t care I don’t care
I make up songs right on the spot I look in the mirror and think I’m hot I look at you and think you’re not And I’ll spend the last dime that I got Cuz I don’t care I don’t care I drive my truck without a spare and if it leaves me stuck somewhere I don’t care I don’t care
Chorus I don’t care if you like this song I don’t care if you sing along I don’t think about what’s right or wrong Cuz I don’t care I don’t care
2 You say you know what’s right for me You talk about my spirituality And what’s correct politically That stuff just aint my cup of tea Cuz I don’t care I don’t care I scratch my butt in the public square And if I burn out like a flare I don’t care I don’t care Some guy told me to get a hat Your forehead just ain’t where it’s at I just took his and after that I kicked his knee and knocked him flat And I don’t care I don’t care I got me a brand new hat to wear I thought it was just a small affair But now there’s lawyers everywhere
Chorus Go ahead an’ let‘em sue my ass I’m a lazy slob I don’t cut the grass I’m outa money and almost outa gas And I don’t care I don’t care
3 The other night I met a girl She chattered o just like a squirrel Told me that her name was Pearl And would I give her a whirl I said you’ve got to understand I just aint your kinda man She looked at me and squeezed my hand And my legs turned into rubber bands
Chorus And I don’t care if her love is true Even if I do what she wants me to The odds are good she’s gonna make me blue But I don’t care I don’t care
First Chorus I don’t care if you like this song I don’t care if you sing along I don’t think about what’s right or wrong Cuz I don’t care I don’t care and out………