My funny valentine, Sweet comic valentine You make me smile with my heart Your looks are laughable, Unphotographable Yet, you’re my favorite work of art Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak When you open it to speak? Are you smart? Are you smart? Don’t change your hair for me Not if you care for me Stay funny valentine, stay Each day is Valentine’s Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak When you open it to speak? Are you smart? Are you smart? Don’t change your hair for me Not if you care for me Stay funny valentine, why don’t you stay? Each day will be valentine I promise you baby, I promise you Everyday will be Valentine’s Everyday Will be Valentines day