I got to keep my shit together ‘Specially in this nasty weather Old man winter’s comin’ on And I think I’ve got to sing this song But it’s gettin’ hard to work the magic Sittin’ here or stuck in traffic Paranoia will employ ya Classic rock radio destroyer
Baby I’ma soft machine I’ma soft machine I’ma soft machine I’m not tough or hard or cruel or mean I’m the gentle monster on the scene I’ma soft I’ma soft I’m such a soft machine
I don’t eat veal and I don’t do bacon Feelin’ the feel I ain’t stealin’ or takin’ I got a non-dairy creamer in my jeans I’m happy to see her if you know what I mean Let’s get it on, let’s get it on, let’s get it on Let’s get it on, let’s get it on So I hope you take this plaque I’m sendin’ ‘Specially if the world is endin’ The future’s uncertain and the end is always near I say just come in and I have no beer
Yeah momma I’ma soft machine Dude I’ma soft machine I’ma soft machine I’ma fuzzy on top and squishy between So just give me the plow that you’re a soft machine I’m such a soft machine Let’s get it on, let’s get it on, let’s get it on Let’s get it on, let’s get it on, let’s get it on (Let’s get it on, i’ma soft machine)