BERTIE It is patently clear Any awkwardness here Can be cleared up in less than a trice Our identity switch Who is who, which is which We're in need of some solid advice There's a painfully simple solution It's as plain as the nose on your face
BINGO By gad!
GUSSIE By gosh!
BINGO By heck!
GUSSIE By gum!
BINGO By rabbit's foot!
GUSSIE By kingdom come!
BERTIE By all my sainted aunt believes!
BINGO By George!
GUSSIE By Jove!
ALL By Jeeves! When we're faced with the grind Of exerting the mind We are filled with a deep sense of dread
BERTIE "How on earth," I hear cries "Does one give exercise To a thing that's in bed in your head?"
BINGO What we need is a free range consultant
GUSSIE Where on earth do you find one of those?
BERTIE By hook! By crook!
BINGO By way! By pass!
GUSSIE By sea! By air!
BERTIE By road!
BINGO By grass!
GUSSIE By seven dwarves!
BERTIE By forty thieves!
ALL By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
BERTIE By shuttlecock!
GUSSIE By croquet hoop!
BINGO By Panama!
BERTIE By Windsor soup!
GUSSIE By all those cards tucked up his sleeves!
ALL By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! Our collective I.Q. Of around 42 Cannot cope, to be perfectly frank All true leaders of men Delegate now and then Try to keep their minds totally blank To appreciate loftier matters
BINGO Things that mostly go over my head
BERTIE By derby day!
GUSSIE By nursery tea!
BINGO By moose!
BERTIE By spoons!
GUSSIE By half past three!
BINGO By every tender breast that heaves!
ALL By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
BERTIE By marmalade!
GUSSIE By bowler hat!
BINGO By toothpaste tube!
BERTIE By Burmese cat!
GUSSIE By baby newts!
BINGO By autumn leaves!
ALL By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! Behold how Jeeves with sleight of hand Conceives a scheme so carefully planned Even we can understand If he takes it terribly slow - ly
BERTIE By Basingstoke!
BINGO By cardboard box!
GUSSIE By Budge's knees!
BERTIE By Bassett's socks!
BINGO By each that conjuror deceives!
ALL By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
BERTIE By jumping jack!
GUSSIE By easy chair!
BINGO By Bain Marie!
BERTIE By Camembert!
GUSSIE By every fruit bat in the eaves!
ALL By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
BINGO By walking boot!
GUSSIE By thermal drawers!
BERTIE By canapes!
BINGO By Santa Claus!
GUSSIE By all his mighty brain achieves!
BERTIE By every spell the master weaves!
ALL By heck! By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! By Jeeves! By Jeeves! By Jeeves! By Jeeves!