STIFFY Deep in love's maze There my heart strays Caught in a flurry of worry and doubt Down love's pathways There my heart plays Whispering secrets it's longing to shout All I need's a sympathetic friend To help me find a way to leave - Love's maze is a magical labyrinth Close paths hidden far from gaze Love's maze is for lovers in jeopardy Lost there in a rainbow haze Won't you save me? Please assist me Help me decipher its intricate ways? Love has touched me Love has kissed me Holding me prisoner deep in this maze
BERTIE Well, you can't blame me. Cupid never pays You'll saunter round for day's inside love's -
STIFFY Love's maze is a mystical wonderland Conceals what the heart conveys Love's maze is a puzzle in paradise Misleads all the eye surveys
BERTIE I did warn you I have sworn to Steer a wide berth, for I know to my cost It's predicted Self-inflicted People in mazes do tend to get lost
STIFFY All I need's a very special friend To rescue me from here inside
STIFFY & MAIDS Love's maze is a crazy kaleidoscope All roads leading diff'rent ways Love's maze, like a swaying calliope One dance where the piper pays Love's maze is a hatter's mad party time One feast lasting nights and days Love's maze is a firework spectacular Bright skies as the bonfires blaze All praise as we dance in its corridors All part of these grand displays Behold every lover who's ever born All lost in their own love's maze
STIFFY All I need's a little help from you...
BERTIE You'll never drag me there inside love's -
ALL Love's maze is a crazy kaleidoscope All roads leading diff'rent ways Love's maze, like a swaying calliope One dance where the piper pays Love's maze is a hatter's mad party time One feast lasting nights and days Love's maze is a firework spectacular Bright skies as the bonfires blaze Love's maze is a magical labyrinth Close paths hidden far from gaze Love's maze is for lovers in jeopardy Lost there in a rainbow haze All praise as we dance in its corridors All part of these grand displays Behold every lover who's ever born All lost in their own love's maze