Soundtrack: By Jeeves Title: Travel Hopefully (Part One)
BERTIE I've invariably found That feet kept on the ground Allow the grass to grow Check your mirrors front and rear Slip smoothly into gear Then hit the road and go Feel the pistons steady beat The camshaft 'neath your feet That big end start to fly...
JEEVES May I advise a modicum of caution, sir...
BERTIE He who hesitates is lost Burn bridges once they're crossed Don't stop to say goodbye
JEEVES There is a blind corner approaching, sir...
BERTIE My philosophy's to travel hopefully And making each day that I survive An opportunity to share the company That welcomes me when I arrive Hark the mistle-thrush's cry The hedge-rows rushing by The curlew on the wing
JEEVES That is a crow, sir.
BERTIE List! Some distant church's bells 'Midst bracing country smells Those fields of golden - thing...
JEEVES Corn, sir.
BERTIE My philosophy's to travel hopefully And making each day that I survive An opportunity to share the company That welcomes me when I arrive Travel's broadened out my mind Until today you'll find...
JEEVES The widest head I know...
BERTIE Thank you, Jeeves. You did say wisest, didn't you?
JEEVES Oh yes, sir.
BERTIE Every traveller I meet I'll always stop to greet
JEEVES Be careful how you go, sir...
BERTIE My philosophy's to travel hopefully And making each day that I survive An opportunity to share the company That welcomes me when I arrive Travel hopefully with me And I will guarantee There'll be no pause for doubt Hit the nearest country track No time for looking back Look onwards and - look out!!!!