Let us put man and woman together See which one is smarter Some say men, but I say no Women got the men like a puppet show Chorus: It ain't me, it's the people that say The men are leading the women astray But I say, it's the women today They're smarter than the men in every way That's right, the women are smarter That's right, the women are smarter A little boy sat down and cried A old man passed and asked him why He said "I can't do what the big boys do" The old man sat down and he cried too (Repeat chorus)