Caine the Doombringer - My OC (The Greatest OC) | Текст песни

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• Caine the Doombringer
• My OC (The Greatest OC)

"This is a song dedicated to anyone who has ever owned the greatest OC in the world.
Specifically...Me."

I made you up in my head
But you feel so real to me
My friends say you're not very original
But to me, you're best pony
Everyone else is jealous, 'cause
They didn't choose those colour schemes
You're the greatest
You're my escape from reality

And when the world sucks outside
I log onto ponychan and hide
From all my problems with you
You're mine, you are

My OC
Is the greatest OC
He's way better than your OC
Please don't steal him from me
My OC
Is the greatest OC
My OC can do anything
Please don't steal him from me

I know you're not very real
You're not even canon
But my character bio says you're
Best friends with the Mane 6 (and Derpy)
You can win any rp fight
You even defeated Discord
When he broke free from stone again
In my fanfiction

And when the world sucks outside
I log onto ponychan and hide
From all my problems with you
You're mine, you are

My OC
Is the greatest OC
He's way better than your OC
Please don't steal him from me
My OC
Is the greatest OC
My OC can do anything
Please don't steal him from me

Did I mention he's the captian of the Wonderbolts
And the Shadowbolts
And he's the mayor of trottingham
And he defeated flim and flam
In a cider royale to the death
That's right, CIDER TO THE DEATH
He's faster than RD
Stronger than Big Mac
And has magic more powerful than Celestia
Oh, yeah, he's also an alicorn
The most powerful alicorn in Equestria
He's half-dragon also
And he's married to Trixie
And they have three babies
Named Scourge, and Shade, and Polaris
Because those are the coolest names I could think of
Aren't they cool? I think they're cool.
My family thinks I spend too much time on the internet
But screw them, what do they know about the internet?
They aren't the creators of the greatest OC in the world

And when the world sucks outside
I log onto ponychan and hide
From all my problems with you
You're mine, you are

My OC
Is the greatest OC
He's way better than your OC
Please don't steal him from me
My OC
Is the greatest OC
My OC can do anything
Please don't steal him from me

Copyright Caine the Doombringer, 2012
I didn't actually patent it though
But I thought if I put the word copyright in there
That people wouldn't steal it
Because they would think that it was copyright
Aren't I clever?!