ROXY: Happy Valentines Daaaaaay! JANE: Ah, get off my lap, Ro-lal! JAKE: Holy moley, Roxy! There’s such thing as being too liberal with the booze, y’know? ROXY: C’mon Jakey, get into the spirit! You know, we need some music! JANE/JAKE: Oh no. ROXY: Hit it Di-Stri!
DIRK: Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want! ROXY: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want! JANE: I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want! JAKE: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want! DIRK: [ROXY huhs] I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna— ROXY: Tap that ass!
JANE: I can be your lifeline if you submit, obey. JAKE: I can be a tad bit dense but I’ve a dapper way. JANE: If you go breaking my sheltered heart, JAKE: We’ll lay you out, so run, we’ll give you a head start.
ROXY: Hey lemme give you some advice, just before we get it down, DIRK: If you wanna get with us, you better give the prince his crown. ROXY: We’ll take a shot with you, just don’t pull on any tricks. DIRK: If you do it fucking right, we’ll reward you with a kiss.
ALL: If you wanna be our lovers, the alphas go in style. (ROXY: alphas go in style) We come with each other but you’ll be on for trial. If you wanna make some romance, we’ve got some time for you, But hope’s a fickle thing and the void ain’t meant for two.
ROXY: Oh, what’ll you do about that? We’re an all for one deal. DIRK: And you can’t pry one off us, that’s just unreal. ROXY: We won’t be judging; sit it down for a spell. DIRK: One wrong move and I’ll have your ass sent to hell.
ROXY: Dirk!
JANE: And we’re not all that you see, there’s a lot to us, you know! JAKE: We can give you just a chance, so sit back and watch the show! JANE: We’re just looking for some fun, love isn’t just for haste. JAKE: It also makes a friend that will never be replaced.
ALL: If you wanna be our lovers, the alphas go in style (ROXY: alphas go in style) We come with each other but you’ll be on for trial. If you wanna make some romance, we’ve got some time for you, But hope’s a fickle thing and the void ain’t meant for two.
DIRK: Yo, here’s a bit from wave to tooth, you wanna get with us, you gotta learn to shoot. We got Jane at her place, she takes things at her pace We got Jake a double pistol wink on it, Roxy sees and she ain’t to skeeve, and she’s a real nice breeze. And as for me, I ain’t for free. ROXY: Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round! ALL: Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round!
ALL: If you wanna be our lovers, the alphas go in style (ROXY: alphas go in style) We come with each other but you’ll be on for trial. If you wanna make some romance, we’ve got some time for you, But hope’s a fickle thing and the void ain’t meant for two.
ALL: If you wanna be our lovers! ROXY: You gotta (JANE: Bake!), you gotta (JAKE: Shoot!), you gotta (DIRK: Fight!), you gotta shake, you gotta, (JANE:slam), (JAKE: slam), (DIRK: slam), (ALL: slam!)
ALL: Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round! Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round! 1… 2… 3… 4! Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round! Sit your booty down and tap that ass!