Hooked on hip hop phonics, yeah it works for me So jump aboard, yeah this train is free The conductor - Let me toot my whistle The instructor of the funky uncle fizzle We be dancin on a lake when it ain't froze over We be walkin on water while you're sinkin your rover If you step any close you'll be eatin' some teeth So please step back, I entreat
I dish deep like deep dish supreme Step large walk hard on a two man team (Yup!) Gangsta lean, I'm Kitchen Clean We gettin' clout like a carnivore gots gout So shout out loud All you party people bring it when the time is decreed Your feet are in need of a one step, two step TCB like Bubba Ho-Tep baby
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Look, tonights the night. P Dot Early's on the mic I came to get the party hyped Dressed to the nines, punchline I got more dimes than a fourth grade lunchline I'm gonna get mine, mine Stake mine, really. Chi-Town cat gettin cheese like philly Order steak at the grilly, I flow chilly Put jokes on every rapper, like Laffy Taffy silly Look, I make the groove get down I love the way she shake that little ghetto booty girl like (Oh!) Hold up. Touch your knees to your elbows She like my kicks, I betcha Nike don't sell those But I bet you sweat your weave out the velcro Let your milk shake, put them fries on the track Let me fill your order girl, I'm a Big Mac And yousa chicken nugget head, dip it in my chit chat
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Cast my net off the side of a boat I ain't pulled up fish, I pulled up a microphone and some dope beats Unsurpassable feats, surpassed by me fortnightly Walk softly, but I carry a big stick. Nasty. Oh it's so fantastic. Like Lincoln, lemme log lemme log We the slammer, Emcees is Pogs
We be on ya like a boar hog on a corn cob Like a dog on a pole, Like a rat on a cheeto Like a polo popped collar on an alt-bro Like skinny jeans wherever hipsters roll (Woo!) It's day old and bold, so put some bag balm on it Cuz I'm told, from pole to pole, from coast to coast We smooth as hummus on fancy toast
They're bringing out the nanny, ladies and gentleman Can't Stop Won't Stop. MEGA. They're coming through the door. They're holding the sceptre, so put away your sword. Just leave it alone. Can't Stop Won't Stop. They're coming home to ROOST.