Yeah! That's the beat right there I'm about to black out with 100 bars on some professional shit So don't try this at home, yo
Yo, yo, yo My style of rhymin' is ancient like Aztecs and Mayans Because I recognize it's all about timing Me and my freestyle alliance practicin' African voodoo science In front of twenty feet bonfires lookin skyward Calculating May 5, 2000 the nine planets'll be in alignment The arrival of the prophet in the cockpit Of a starship the size of the Hale-Bopp comet With mercury ion rockets And a big ass "Canibus Comin' Soon" poster on the side of it I'm known geographically and intergalactically That's why I got extraterrestrials that wanna battle me They even tried kidnappin' me And they would've snatched me If their craft didn't get trapped in the Earth's gravity Engines stalled and failed, crashed into a farmer's field And that's really what caused Roswell Undercover operatives workin' for COM 12 Disguised as a nigga, signed with a record deal Lyrically I'm off-scale So all hail or get tossed towards Hell, whatever y'all feel Briusin' niggas, confusin' niggas like Chip Fu from the Fu-Schnickens Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles Hear the wild wolf growl Styles, stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds Wack niggas wanna be down but it's not allowed Interrupt the cipher unannounced and you'll get punched in the mouth With the southpaw southern fist I'll bust your shit, that's why your lip bigger than Bubba shrimp Back the tougher shit, what a wimp You giant Goliath, niggas get shot with a rubber sling I'm an experiment gone bad My brainwaves on an encephalograph show that I'm stark ravin' mad Your whole scientific staff'll get killed in a nuclear blast When I throw the formula stashed in my hand Flammable liquids in the lab explode And you get stabbed with all the flyin' glass Trained to blow up commercial aircrafts Trained in chemical weapons class Just to see how long a nigga's breath'll last I put him in a leather mask Spray his ass with a can of pepper gas Then watch him grab his neck and gag Watch the nigga choke to death as I Laugh "You wanna battle?" is the type of question you should never ask Nigga, pick a tougher task, see who the fuck'll last Whoever lose'll get a solderin' iron up the ass You need to recognize My hand is quicker than the eye Quicker than the five speed Jamiroquai drives A lifespan longer than nine lives, infinite rhymes that can't die A nigga with a divine mind I dedicate this to the wise, dedicate it to dimes Dividin myself into hundred ten times You can't deny the offerin's an offer Flows that glow with aurora's the spark of light Water fly like a saucer With the torque of a Porsche Murder a million MC's, then autograph all of their coffins Been gettin it on since I been born and I'mma live long And I'mma be gettin it on 'till I'm gone Look at all the stages I been on, all the songs that I spit on I took an oath to rip everything I get on A nigga like me should have Carpal Tunnel syndrome In the wristbones from grippin microphones this long I'm just a small fish in a big pond And gets pissed off, whenever I gets picked on Nigga try to flip and get flipped on My army march a million strong Like the Nation of Islam with suede Timbs on Extremely hostile Fully armed troops dressed in frog suits and night vision goggles A lyrical lynch mobb Shittin' on niggas drawn to a hideous form with horns and a mink on Duckin' down low like we in 'Nam fightin' the Vietcong Screamin "incomin" when I see a bomb Speak to your leader, surrender your arms You need about a million more soldiers to even the od