My art is called "egocentric-soft-porno" or maybe it's just narcisism my one and only subject goes from something like anything but "me-ism" I ain't no art-ist I'm an art-bitch I sell my paintings to the mens I eat I have no portifolio I am an art-ho I go out with people I don't know wouldn't it be easier for beardesley he could drop the paintings and photograph his penis or take pix of the chicks yeah, you know what I mean wouldn't it be easier for esher? he could drop math and make it happen on his mattres two girls and a cam, three girls and a cam, put a dog in there escher want's to make a polaroid scam! I ain't no art-ist I'm an art-bitch I sell my paintings to the mans I eat I am an art-ho (don't tell me you don't know) I only show where's there's expensive free alcohol I'm in the magazines but what I do is take pics of my sexual positions you know... me and some other wannabes I wanna be revolutionary I can poo on my studio I'm so cool I have my work published on visionary I'm also hardcore my crap seels more than my pee and there's people who want's to see more what I do is called art-shit don't you dare make fun of me what I do was featured on the pages of i-D Hello! I am so fake even my mom sees this "art" is just an excuse for me to show my tits! I'm an art-bitch art-bitch art-bitch my art stink and I don't exist! I'm an art-ho art-ho art-ho I go for the easy! I just wanna be in the art-shows! I'm an ART-STAR no, no, no, leave it to yeah yeah yeahs what I do is GO to the ART-BARTS lick my art-tit, art-tit, art-tit lick it carefully cuz it was in the magazines suck my art-hole, art-hole, art-hole becareful honey! you are sucking my head, the hole is down there! fuck you ART-BITCH! you celebrity wannabe YOUR WORK STINK! AND YOU DON'T EXIST!