There's another way. There are four of them after all, and nobody ever said moirailegiance was completely vanilla. But then I'd be committing infidelity with Gamzee and I'd seem desperate. *sigh*
This is wrong It's so wrong
I'm so torn That I don't know what to do Fighting with stoic pricks When I just want to fix Everything I screwed up Over you
Practically gone insane Got sick fires on the brain Pretty sure I fucked this up from the start
If we changed red to black-- Hey, cut me some slack! A spade upside-down is a heart
This spade is my heart! On this dark, dizzy merry-go-round I might be in denial It's not like I'm on trial
Oh, I toss and I turn Yet her blind eyes still burn Straight through to the pit of my soul Yes, I am guilty as charged
This spade is my heart!
All those times when she pouted her lips And called me 'Karkles'
And whenever she she guessed at my blood's bright hue Her eyes would... sparkle!
I still swoon when she walks through that door Gotta be... cautious
And now she's ass-over-teakettle for (Fucking Strider!) I'm getting... nauseous... ughh...
C'mon Vantas, you're the man with the plan. The team leader. You gotta do something. But what?
I could always hunt down one of Vriska's dream bubbles and ask her on a movie date-- Aw, but that would never work. She's got worse taste in cinema than the likes of even John
Egbert!
But wait!
What if I coerced Strider into... No. Absolutely not. Never in a million years. Not even in either
of their dreams. OVER MY DEAD BODY.
This fucking sucks!
Cheated I feel cheated I'm defeated I should give up right now
Gotta look on the bright side With all of my might But I'd fall for her still anyhow
If I'm dancing this dance I won't stand a chance Her grip of romance makes me fall
So I guess, "Might as well Dance this tango to hell At least I'll have tangoed at all"
This spade is my heart And I'll dance till I'm singin' the blues I'll pretend that I loathe her So that I can still hold her But the end it will come Still I gotta play dumb Till I'm glum and my chums Leave me too
I never did get the girl Though she's the center of my world