Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic-- Strider's beats are best suited to Trolls Hooked on Phonix!
[Verse 1:] Karkalicious definition makes Terezi loco She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo. Dyin' just to know the flavor I ain't doin' her no favors No reasons why I tease Her flush just comes and goes like seasons.
[Hook 1:] (I'm Karkalicious) So delicious! And no, I don't do Kismesis And if you read any fanfics All that shit is fictitious. I blow kisses (mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moiraills Trolls be lining down the Veil for a chance to fill a pail (Four, three, two, fuck you.)
[Chorus:] So delicious (Super sweet) So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o' me) I'm Karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)
[Verse 2:] Karkalicious def-, Karkalicious def-, (Goddammit, Doc Scratch, stop fucking around with my mic-) Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy. Nepeta's always squealin' Cutesy pet names like Karkitty I'm the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T, And the authority on romance is none other than me!
[Hook 2:] I'm Karkalicious (so delicious) My body stays vicious All the highbloods gettin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness Zahhak's my witness (*whistle*) Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails (Four, three, two, fuck you.)
[Chorus:] (So delicious) Super sweet (So delicious) Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty (So delicious) Even Egbert wants a piece of me (I'm Karkalicious)
[Another Lead-In:] Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up! Check it out:
[Bridge Thingy:] Baby, baby, baby, If you really want me, Honey get some patience. Maybe then you'll get a taste. I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacy, It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy.
[Pointless Spelling:] T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty, T to the A to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the--
I'll just spell it out FOR you!
[Rap - Yes, really.] All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the color of my blood. I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't
want you to know. And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure though I keep on repeating how the
secret's fucking awesome. But I'm tryin' to say, it's something I just don't come out and say
[And ANOTHER Lead-In:] The girls'll tell you I'm...
[Hook 3:] Delicious (so delicious) No, I don't DO Kismesis. And if you read any fanfics All that shit is fictitious. I blow kisses (mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moiraills Trolls be lining down the Veil for a chance to fill a pail
[Hook 4:] Four, three, two, fuck you. My body stays vicious Zahhak's been gettin' nervous 'cuz I got down to business Nepeta's my witness (Meow~!) I'll even let her First Ship sail Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail
[Chorus:] So delicious (Fangirls you see) So delicious (You can ship me) So delicious (With everybody) I'm Karkalicious ('Cuz I'm like candy, candy!) It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) I'm Karkalicious, (She says my love is like candy, candy!)