Look at this stuff! Isn't it neat? You'd think my movie collection's complete Took me around, oh, six sweeps To gather up everything
Look at this shelf, I filled it myself Got every movie from Air Bud to Elf Looking around here you'd think, sure, He's got everything
I've got prequels and tril'gies a plenty I've got Classic Troll Disney galore You want RomComs? I've got twenty thousand! But who cares? No big deal I want more
I wanna be in a real romance I wanna see, wanna see sparks flyin' Fill up all of my -- what do you call 'em?
Oh. Quadrants! Yeah, that's right...
Wishing alone won't get me too far The Internet's required for online girlfriends Experiencing all the feels and -- what's the word?
Flush!
I want to embrace, bring her back to my place Tell her that she's not just some pretty face Someday maybe, I'll possibly Be in a real romance
What would I give, if I could live loving so freely? What would I pay, to spend a day holding her hand? You'd give a damn, if you'd understand How much I yearn for a companion I'd buy her flowers, we'd chat for hours Maybe get hitched
I'm ready to know what the shippers know And maybe one day I will fill some buckets Just what is passion and why does it -- what's the word? Burn?
Whether I'm pale, ashen or flushed Wanna find that unbreakable trust
Just wait and see 'Cause someday I'll be In a real romance