cantabileGato - Thresh Prince of LOPAH | Текст песни

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• Thresh Prince of LOPAH

Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
Take a seat, little wrigglers, and just hold the fuck up
Let me tell you all about a comic known as Homestuck

Alternia's where I was hatched and raised
The ineternet's where I spend most of my days.
Acting like a hipster, watching movies and stuff and
Mediating some fights whenever FLARPing gets rough

When this one Spiderbitch who was up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood.
After a couple accidents and some drama came up
We decided we were better off playing SGRUB

My server player might as well have been a blind chick
But despite that, there's plenty of plush rump to kick
As we traveled across the Land of Pulse and Haze
Her cane was whirlwind and my sickles were blazing

She whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said 'SLICK' and it had spades in the mirror.
A taxi in this game is by no means legit
But we thought nothing of it, "Yo, home to Propsit!"

We pulled up to the hive about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo Homes, Smell Ya Later."
I'm pretty sure this game's too easy not to screw up
But pay me no mind -- I'm just the Knight of Blood