my daddy drives a truck and mama's a beautician free haircut with a box of chocolate chip cookies carpool to grade school while eatin' a pop tarp while you were getting driven in a Lincoln town car one teacher 30 students takin' it in while 30 teachers tought you 30 different languages I'd have to wait for Christmas to get a skateboard while my little pony meant you kept it in a stable one pair of shoes a year you would never wear the same twice if you're looking for soul that's what you'd get and I'd give what I got
chorus: if I was Michael Jackson you would dance with me if I was Tom Cruise you would try to merry me if I was Justin Bieber you would rock my cradle if I was God you'd be my angel I could be all that you want and more if I was David Beckham you would always let me score but I'm not and I'm never gonna be so she don't really want she don't wanna be with me
my mother keeps a cabinet of Porcelain Jars your father keeps an armoire of Cuban cigars a 6 month lease on a station Wagon while your pops paid cash for a Rolls Royce Phantom interior Italian a-decked out Ikea no interest and self check out your uncle made millions fleeing from the stock market my uncle makes a living selling trinkets at the flea market rolex, platinum, diamonds my fossil is literally fossilized oh, the rich I got my father gave what he had and I got what I got
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she don’t want, she don’t wanna be with me x2 but I’m not gonna be on the cover of Rolling Stone well, I’m not gonna buy you a Yacht Leprechaun keep searching for your pot of gold
she would want to be with me if I was Donald Trump she’d love me for all oney