When I woke up this morning I was feelin' fine But this cat starts banging man what a swine. So I called reception but to no avail That's why I'm telling you this sorry tale. I went bang - I said shut up, I went bang - I said rap up. Well I'm aware that the guy must do his work But the piledriver man drove me berserk.
He said captain, I said wot, He said captain, I said wot, He said captain, I said wot, He said captain, I said wot d'ya want
Once a lifetime, twice a day If you don't work you get no pay. I been to the east, I been to the west, But the girls I like best are the ones undressed. Well, hello Adam, where you been? I said a'stand aside 'cause I'm feelin' mean, I've had a gutful of you and I'm feelin' bad 'Cause you're an ugly old pirate and ain't I glad.
He said captain, I said wot, ... He said captain, I said wot, ... ~