Poor old Captain Bleeding Heart is down in the dumps today He doesn't know why and she doesn't say why He just hopes that she will wait So poor old Captain Bleeding Heart had another bout today He tries and he lies and he doesn't know why His ego gets in the way So poor old Captain Bleeding Heart stumbles around his day He lets out a sigh, puts his hand to his eye can't think while he's away REFRAIN: Well it's hard sometimes when you're far from home and you feel you've lost your way So put your socks back on, put your toys away and please drag your bleeding heart home Poor old Captain Bleeding Heart woke up alone today He goes to the phone but knows she's not home and he wouldn't know what to say With an if and a but and a pain in his gut let her do the talking today So poor old Captain Bleeding Heart put his foot in his mouth today He doesn't know what, should keep his mouth shut he's gotta learn what to say REFRAIN (x2) Poor old Captain Bleeding Heart feels sorry for himself today Well it's hard sometimes when you're alone at home and you feel you've lost your way So put your pants back home, put your bed away And please drag your bleeding heart home