Caramel Carmela - The Bad Touch (Bloodhound Gang Cover) | Текст песни

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• Caramel Carmela
• The Bad Touch (Bloodhound Gang Cover)

Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act
of mating
But there are several other very
important differences
Between human beings and animals that
you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas
drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that
only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and
I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're
getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you
want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like
my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex
like Coca-Cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour
early just like Daylight Savings Time

Chorus:
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery
Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery
Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop
and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics.
Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your
South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your
ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5
you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with
an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine
"Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can
both watch "X-Files"