Oh, Sebastian… Oh, Sebastian… Sebastian lived in Gaben town! Sebastian looked like a boring clown He had a problem… a true fate’s frown! It spoiled the life of poor boy Sebastian!
He went on dreaming, no matter what, About three things he had not got! He dreamt about a pretty hat that would suit his head. About the ability to fit through narrow doorways and… a woman living in his flat…
And sitting on Sebastian’s chairs and sleeping in Sebastian’s bed and eating dinner opposite Sebastian! O-oh, Sebastian!
Sebastian was a little boy Sebastian had_ a big-big head! He was like an ugly attic toy And no one wanted to become his friend!
And once Sebastian met A girl with a problem just the same And they came to Sebastian’s bed And they played in and on and even under it… one funny game!
----------------------------------------------------- And in the morning she suddenly said: “I’m sorry, oh, Sebastian, but I should leave you”. And she left. Sebastian understands That she knows a man with a bigger head than his, Sebastian’s, head.
Sebastian’s sad! Sebastian is so sad!
Sebastian grows thin - grows black And broken-hearted he is like a wreck! Misfortune is at Sebastian’s back Oh, poor boy, he is on the rack!
One day Sebastian was going to the candy store! He saw a bill - a bill nailed to his door!
Oh! Tango class! For you in Gaben town! Oh! Tango class! For you in Gaben town!
Sebastian from Gaben town, we’ll turn you into a tango star in our Tango class in Gaben town!
He took his dusty shoes from the wardrobe He put on dusty shoes from the wardrobe – O! O! O! Oh! He shined his dusty shoes from the wardrobe
And then Sebastian plunged into tango! Tango! He had some list because of his big head but it was а splendid tango!
The years rolled by. The years rolled by. The years rolled by.
And once Sebastian met A girl with а pretty little head. And they became the greatest couple in the cripples class They fell in love, Sebastian and pretty-little-headed Tess! They fell in love, Sebastian and pretty-headed Tess!
Sebastian and Tess are in the photo in a wedding frame! Tess was a hatter - she made a pretty hat for her Sebastian! The newlyweds moved to a new place with wide doorways. All the problems of Sebastian were solved so… The moral of this story is… You should be happy with her who-is your direct opposite, if she-is-a-hatter, of-course.