The tequila sun is rising And the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking Put the Binatone on snooze Open up some special brews and start drinking
To the biggest mess in town Then put on your dressing gown Screw your head on upside down Drink yourself into the ground
The bottles by the sink They're the softest fucking drinks, find on the market Yes sir, the Thunder Birds have gone And the wagon's rolling on and I'm on it
There's no such thing as Dr. Seuss Vodka and tomato juice Disneyland or dipsomania Pick a flavor
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere There's a wonderful world you can share
Try acrophobic, schizophrenic, paranoid attacks of panic Epileptic fits of laughter, twenty five million mornings after And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss, vodka and tomato juice Disneyland or dipsomania, name your poison, pick a flavor
Moonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker Southern comfort, mother's ruin, happy hours of homeless brewing Galloway's sore throat expectorant, after shave and disinfectant Parazone and Fairy liquid, if it's in a glass you'll drink it
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere There's a wonderful world you can share
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere There's a wonderful world you can share
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere There's a wonderful world you can share