Minorities at my Waterpark (South Park 1314 "Pee")
Eric Cartman - Minorities at my Waterpark South Park, 2009-11-18, Season 13, Episode 14 Lyrics by hooey.ru
What has happened to this place I don’t recognize it anymore It used to be so fun and special What is life worth living for
The dream is dead Our land is gone There’s a hole in my heart And I can’t go on
There are too many minorities (minorities) At my water park (my water park) This was our land, our dream (our dream) and they’ve taken it all away
They just keep coming and coming (minorities) I tried to go and tell the police But even the authorities Are minorities (are minorities) At my water park
There’s no place for me to sit anymore And the lines just keep getting crazier There are Mexicans all around me The lazy river has never been lazier
It’s a 40 minute wait to go down one slide And the instructions are in Spanish on the Zip Line ride (just do it in English!)
There are too many minorities (too many) At my water park (somebody do something) Where did they all come from Why can’t they leave this land alone
And it’s such a tragedy (feel a bit like dying) We looked the other way too long We’ve got to change our priorities And get all these minorities Out of my water park
(Minorities) Mexicans and Asians Black people I think I even saw Native Americans (gross)
God I’m asking please Get all of these minorities Out of my water park (my water park)