With clever inventions, You know his intentions, To help whenever he can. If you want something started, Like enemies thwarted, Then Albert is your man!
His name is Albert! Albert! He’s Albert the fifth musketeer!
He’s there at the double, Whenever there’s trouble, With wood, and string, and stuff! The things that he makes, Have just what it takes, Whenever the going gets rough!
His name is Albert! Albert! He’s Albert the Fifth Musketeer!
He’s sharp, he’s cool, he’s nobody’s fool! He’s Albert the Fifth Musketeer!
You’re dazed with confusion don’t know what to do It seems the end is nigh Albert will be there to do more than his share He’s such a practical guy
His name is Albert! Albert! He’s Albert the Fifth Musketeer!
If you’ve been dropped in it, He’s there in a minute, That’s faithful Albert’s way! He’s got no pretention, Just lots of inventions that always save the day! Hooray! For Albert! Albert! He’s Albert the Fifth Musketeer!
He’s sharp, he’s cool, he’s nobody’s fool! He’s Albert the Fifth Musketeer!
He’s sharp, he’s cool, he rides on a mule! He’s Albert the fifth Musketeer!