How harsh the herald angels sing I've been puking my guts all morning Oh too bear the hex of unfairer sex It's difficult and it's boring
I guess I just quit drinking I guess I just quit smoking I guess I'll need some names Alvin, William and James Doctor tell me you're joking
Take the bus to the free clinic on Clemens With my headphones on, no music Please don't sit next to me
Glad Lee, the cross-eyed bear Walks into a bar She says "you don't know how lucky you men are" The tenants who live below me They all pretend they don't know me Cos they don't see a ring Now they know everything They whisper and don't "hello" me
But talk your shit, man, I don't care It's blank for a boy but for a girl it's Claire