King Richard: *Starts snapping* Let's go and pop a few giants Dwarf #1: Kick some gargantuan butt Dwarf #2: Hack out those huge knobby kneecaps King Richard + Dwarves: And make them keep their big mouths shut! Someone Has got to cut them down to size! Someone King Richard: And we're the ones who will climb them And slap their fat faces!
Galavant: Let's mess a whole bunch of dwarves up Giant #1: Stomp on those wee little tots Giant #2: Laugh at their wee little biceps Galavant + Giants: And itsy-bitsy you-know-whats! Someone Should punch their beady little eyes Someone Galavant: When we're done squishing the runts There won't be any traces!
Roberta: Listen, people! There's no need to fight Holy freakin' cow, you're the same damn height! Dwarf or giant! Both will die tonight There must be a way I can make things right!
Galavant + Giants: It's time to finish the dwarves off! King Richard + Dwarves: It's time to take down the giants!
Roberta: There's no need to fight! Galavant + Giants: Rip out their teeth and their eardrums! King Richard + Dwarves: Kidneys and tonsils and livers! Roberta: You're the same damn height! King Richard + Dwarves: Gonna cream those giants! Galavant + Giants: Dwarves! We really, really hate those guys!
King Richard + Dwarves: You're just the same! Really hate those giants! Galavant + Giants: Dwarves! Galavant + Giants + Richard + Dwarves: Let's put 'em in their places! King Richard: I'm gonna kill me a giant! Galavant: Bring it! *Whistles* You dwarf!