Princess Jubilee: I like to...eat meat, swill booze Wake up with brand new tattoos I like to...talk loud, play rough I ain't got time for that girly girl stuff
I'm a different kind of princess, can't you see? I don't lift my pinkie when I'm sipping tea I'm a different kind of princess, got no class! And if you don't like it, kiss my... Royal a-a-a-a-a-a-ass!
I like to...dip fast, make noise Swap spit with both girls and boys I like to...start fights, make a big mess But this is one damsel who ain't in distress!
I'm a different kind of princess, don't you think? I don't wear glitter and I...don't like pink I'm a different kind of princess, got no gown! But that ain't stoppin' anyone from...bowin' do-o-o-o-o-own!
I'm a different kind of princess, no one's fool And if you're my kind of princess Be that kind of princess Free your inner princess! *burps* And you will ru-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ule!